"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."
"So many books, so little time."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
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